Why Do I Play Poker?

August 3, 2010

GUEST POST: Poker Bankroll Management when playing No Limit Texas Hold’em SNGs and MTTs.

Filed under: Poker — WhyDoIPlayPoker @ 11:13 pm

Hi, my name is Mark and I’m the owner and one of the writers of Poker Bankroll Blog. The people behind Why Do I play Poker have very kindly given me the opportunity to write a guest post for their site.

Before I start on the main topic for this article, I want to give a short introduction to my blog. My aim for Poker Bankroll Blog is for it to become the best online article database covering topics like poker bankroll management , poker mathematics, poker strategy and much more.

I have 6 years of online poker experience so there are plenty of topics to write about. But as it’s usually the case with hobby blogs, the challenge is to find the necessary time. I’ve realized that I don’t have time to write everything myself, and as a result, I have opened up my blog to fellow poker writers in order to build my article database and get different point of views on the many aspects of poker.

All poker players have bad beat stories to tell. That’s because poker is essentially a game of probabilities (some critics claim it’s a game of luck but that’s because they don’t know better). Even if you’re ahead of your opponent with a pair of kings on a K85 rainbow flop, there’s always the possibility she catches a J and Q on the turn and river for a straight. This element of chance is the source of all variance in poker.

Variance in combination with your poker skills at the tables is what makes your stack swing from hand to hand, and your bankroll vary on a daily, weekly, monthly and yearly basis. If you’re a poker beginner, your bankroll will most likely decrease due to lack of experience, but even poker pros have bad runs. Solid bankroll management is the best weapon against variance and the related risk of ruin.

Obviously you’re much more likely to lose a 100$ bankroll playing two 50$ SNGs compared to playing 2$ tournaments. With solid bankroll management you will always have enough SNG and tournament buyins in your bankroll to outlast bad runs. Most experts recommend a bankroll around 50 SNG or tournament buyins on the level you’re playing to minimize the risk of going broke in the long run. Serious/pro poker player usually have around 100 buyins in their roll. Before making your first deposit, make sure you are aware of the consequences of your bankroll management choice.

If you’re depositing looking for quick thrills and the chance of building a bankroll with lightning speed, by all means go ahead and risk your entire bankroll on one tournament. Just be aware that your chances of success are quite low. If you’re looking to sustain your bankroll over a long period of time then stick to the 50 buyin rule of thumb. However, following this plan means that you will be grinding it out in small buyin tournaments and SNGs for a long time in order to increase your bankroll enough to move up to the next level.

If you’re a poker novice your bankroll will benefit a great deal from learning all the poker rules. I’ve written a series of articles describing everything you’ll need to start playing poker. It might also be of interest to you to join the High Pulse Poker site where they have freerolls to increase your bankroll every 15 minutes.

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May 31, 2010

Sit ‘n Go Strategy Part 1

Filed under: Poker — Why Do I Play Poker? @ 9:37 am

SNGs used to be the reason for the lion’s share of my poker winnings.  Then I got busy and didn’t play for a couple of years.  When I came back I found myself a loser.  I went from crushing $50SNGs to losing at $16’s. WTF?  Turns out, in my absence, everyone got better but me.  I had a good game for 2005.  Not good enough for 2010.

What am I going to do about it?  I’m hitting the books. Starting with one in particular, Sit ‘n Go Strategy by Collin Moshman.  It’s a good book. You should buy it. Anyway, here is quick glimpse of what I’ve learned. It will probably take four posts to go through the whole book.

Lets get started.

Low Blind Strategy.

For this section you should assume 8-10 players with low blinds and no antes.

1. Start thinking in terms of Tournament Equity.  This is a variation on Expected Value.  Basically to uses the Author;s words is your “fair share of the prize money.

2.Play super tight.  But when you do play, be aggressive. Play your premium hands and some coordinated, speculative hands. Now is not the time to make any tricky moves. This is not the time to gamble.  That comes later.

3. Label your opponents.  This is key and something I would never do because online I thought I would never see them again and I was wrong.  Truthfully, it doesn’t matter if you see them again, size them up.  It will get you more involved in the game and playing on a deeper level

4. Don’t check monsters, bet them.

5. When people bet into a monster flop they usually don’t have it.

6. Three betting means something.  Usually aces or kings.

7. Aggression Priciple.  Similar to Gap Concept. Being the bettor raiser is better than being the caller. This is because betting and raising allow the possibility of winning the pot immediately since everyone may fold.  You can never win immediately by calling.

8. Hands to play early position. Pretty obvious but here goes. AA, KK, QQ, AK You should always be willing to go all in with a big pair pre flop.  This is one of the only times you want to do this in low blind play.

9. Hands to play in middle late position. Premium hands plus  speculative hands like suited connectors and suited aces with the following caveats. Must be in  middle or late position. It’s an unraised pot and your hand could turn into something that would break your opponent.

10. Late Position Steal/Value hands criteria. Play all the hands as in early and mid position plus

  1. You have a decent hand in late position
  2. Everyone has folded to you.
  3. You think a raise will win the pot right there.

Next time,  we’ll look at mid blind play.  Also, you should get the book.  I skipped a lot.  Anyway, I hope this helps.  Get ready to loosen up for mid and high blind play.

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    February 23, 2010

    Pay the man his money. Eric Schwartz – $100 richer.

    Filed under: Online Poker, Poker, Texas Hold'em — Tags: , , — Why Do I Play Poker? @ 3:43 pm

    It’s time to pay up, just like KGB said in Rounders so many years ago. Eric Schwartz is the winner of one hundred American dollars for his submission to whydoiplaypoker. Thanks to everybody who submitted.  We learned a lot.  Mostly, that people don’t want to submit their stories.  This is why Eric Schwartz will be the first and last recipient of our monthly giveaway.  Feel free to continue to submit,  were just not paying anymore.

    But we do want to share Eric’s submission.   So here goes…

    Why do I play poker?

    Two Words.

    Mel Fucking Gibson.

    Mel Fucking paternal holocaust-denying (fine, Mister Christian.  I’m a crucifixion denier.  Who’s got the photographic evidence?) Gibson.

    Mad Douchebag Max, no matter how batshit insane, no matter how much the asshole no matter many whiskeys beyond Thunderdome he rides, will always get the better table at Spago or whateverthefuck ” in” place there is now, which I wouldn’t know about because I’m not Mel Shrimping the Malibu Barbie Gibcuntson.

    Because in life,  money, power, they play.  They play always.  Guaranteed if Mother Theresa and Mel Gibfelch wanted front and center at the Bon Jovi reunion, the wrinkled nun would be hanging with the lepers in coach.  By lepers, I mean me, except I fucking hate Bon Jovi, probably because he’d get the seats right next to Mel Gibanalslurp.

    But sit Mel Downundereater next to me at Hollywood Park and we have a different situation.  At the table, we are equal.  For at the table, money?  Power? Irrelevant.  What matters is the cards.  And cards change every hand.  That means fortune changes every hand.  I’m a songwriter.  I wait for inspiration.  I hope for talent.  I pray for flashes of brilliance, for the perfect song.  These things might never come.  But you wait long enough, you sit long enough, you are patient enough and have a big enough bankroll to survive the doubts, droughts and suck-outs, you WILL find yourself looking at the corners of two cards, bent upwards underneath your unwashed thumb, with As on them.  And when you do, and when Mister Cockodile Dundee whips out his uncircumcised, latex-ignorant kangadong and throws it on the table, you can chop that motherfucker off and smile all the way up the  405.

    And that is why I play poker.

    Thanks Eric!   See you at the tables!

    Stay tuned for our aboutface at whydoipoker.net!

    Wow that was a shitload of exclamation points!

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    February 12, 2010

    Full Tilt Poker – I Banned Myself

    Filed under: Bad Beats, Full Tilt Poker, Poker — Tags: , , , , — WhyDoIPlayPoker @ 4:00 am

    It used to be that I would put $100 in my FTP account and have a good time. Play a few sit-n-gos and win or lose, it was entertaining.

    Wait, what the fuck am I saying? I NEVER and I mean NEVER have really felt that way. I am competitive to the bone and every fiber in my body always wants to win. $1, $5, $100, I don’t care. I want to be the best and I want to win. Ok, I got that off my chest.

    So 2 days ago I put $100 into Full Tilt and got ready for some sit n go action.  First 2 go well, a first place and a third place. Then, I hit the skids. In the course of 2 hours, I played 6 multi table tournaments.  I play my usual game – tight early on, then open up as the blinds get higher in order to steal blinds, then when it gets to the bubble stage I either push or fold.  It usually comes down to coin flips and as everyone knows, you gotta win the flips if you’re gonna win the tourney.

    I have come to accept that I am going to bust out before the money this way fairly often. It’s a bitter pill to swallow when it happens, but when I win the flips it is sweet perfection. This is a winning style of poker…..unless……

    You lose every fucking coin flip.

    You see, on this particular night I was running really well pre-flop. I was catching good cards, making the right folds and pushing when I had the best of it. Only problem was none of my hands would hold up. Don’t get me wrong, I am not crying bad beat here. It just sucked to be kicked in the balls over and over. I was at worst a 60/40 winner in 7 coin flip situations and didn’t win one of them. I got 2 outed, 3 outed and 4 outed over and over.

    I’ll admit it. I titled. I steamed off $20 in a sit n go by pushing on the flop with a queen high flush draw. Of course I got called by the Ace high flush draw. Just one of those nights.

    In the end, I realize that on line poker just isn’t for me. Call me crazy, but I did the most extreme thing I could think of.

    I BANNED MYSELF FROM FTP, permanently.

    Instead of donating money to undeserving poker players, I have decided the next time I want to waste $100 playing online poker, I’ll just send a check to Haiti and then go play with my son.  Better use of time. Better use of money.

    I play ONLINE poker to remind myself to never again play online poker.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    February 11, 2010

    I’m not showing my cards any more.

    Filed under: Poker — Why Do I Play Poker? @ 4:00 am

    I think sometimes I’m too nice.  I like to think of myself as a hard-nosed player.  But I’m not.  Sometimes It hits me that I want people to like me almost as much as I like chips.  Especially at home games.

    Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to be the dick who begrudgingly gets an invite when the game is short.  But I’m not giving away information anymore in the hopes of being liked.

    Here’s my pledge.

    1. No more showing my ace to make my opponent feeling good about his fold.
    2. No more showing my successful bluffs even though it probably is the most satisfying activity in existence.
    3. No more showing my aces in the big blind when everyone folds in hopes of some sympathy.

    Truthfully, I don’t even think showing hands gives away that much information.  It just wreaks of cooperation and that has no place  at the poker table.

    If there’s still some part of my personality that needs to be liked I will compensate by bringing more snacks, better beer.  But I will not show my cards.

    I used to play poker to make friends.  As of today, I play to win.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    February 9, 2010

    Winning Poker – How to Crack the Code

    Filed under: Poker, Texas Hold'em, WSOP — Tags: , , , — WhyDoIPlayPoker @ 4:00 am

    I enjoy the process of figuring things out.  Puzzles make me feel alive. Get my brain swirling about in the best of ways.

    You probably think I am going to say that poker is the biggest puzzle I have ever encountered. Not true.  That award goes to being a husband and father. Much harder AND much more rewarding.  But poker comes in second.

    There is something so enticing about the puzzle that we call poker.  With all the books, discussion groups and casinos, there are literally thousands of avenues to explore that can you help you crack the code. Most of us have tried them all. So why aren’t more of us winning? As I’ve said before, I am not a winning poker player, so I often ask myself why I play?

    To crack the code.

    More than money, ego, bragging rights or that adrenaline rush of getting a one-outer on the river, I play poker simply to figure out what it takes to be a winner. What is that formula?

    I keep a book of all my sessions:

    When I play. For how long. What stakes. What game. Won/lost amount. Who I play against.

    This book is a cryptic puzzle that I desperately want to figure out. Somewhere in those pages is the answer as to why I don’t win more money at poker.

    Some of the answers are obvious: I play when I am tired. I play against better players. I go on tilt and give away my last $30 (did that last night!). I play too long. I play too loose when I am winning. I don’t leave when I am losing.

    On closer look, I realize these are not results, but really symptoms. There is something deeper. Something within myself that prevents me from winning more money. Not sure what that is yet.

    I just started reading a great book: The Secrets of the Millionaire Mind. It says that rich people think differently than poor people. This reminded of Alan Schoonmaker’s book, Poker Winners Are Different.

    Both books imply that rich people and winners (in poker this is often the same thing) have different wiring in their brain.

    If that’s the case, then I guess I need brain surgery. Now I need to figure out how to pay for that.

    Maybe I’ll win the WSOP Main Event. A few million should cover the surgery, right?

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    February 5, 2010

    Winning Poker Formula:Play Against the Weak. Losing Poker Formula:Play Against the Strong

    I’ll just come out and say it: I play poker to win money.

    Just like any other poker player, I will take money from my friends, my enemies, my neighbor, the fathers of my son’s pre-school friends and even my wife.  Hell, if my grandmother would sit down with me I would try my darnedest to take her money as well.

    In order to win more money at poker, I have done what any true poker player does: study.

    I study a lot.

    I buy the books: Sit ‘n Go Strategy, Harrington on Hold ‘em, Online Ace, etc. I underline important parts, take notes and implement the techniques.

    I take internet courses:  Deepstacks University, the online interactive course endorsed by Mike “The Mouth” Matusow. (great site by the way!)

    I have discussions with fellow poker players about strategy, odds, etc.

    You’d think with all this diligent work my results would be better.  Online I am a break even player. Home games:winner.  Casino games: loser. To be honest, I am an overall loser in poker. Not huge numbers, but enough to irk me. Make me want to crack the nut.

    After all this studying, practicing and playing, I have come to realize there is only one REAL winning formula for poker: Play against players that are worse than you are.  Sounds simple, but it’s true. This is a predatory sport and the strong feast on the weak.

    You want to beat the game, look for the table full of losers.

    Top 10 Traits of a Losing Poker Player:

    10.  He has a short stack. A good player knows that to win, his stack has to be replenished. Otherwise he’s not playing poker. It’s called playing bingo.

    9. A big talker, giving lessons = BIG LOSER.

    8. Looks like he’s been up all night. Probably trying to get even. Winners go home when they are losing and cut their losses.

    7. Complains about back beats.

    6. Goes to the ATM. Definitely means he is going beyond his intended budget and probably not using good bankroll management.

    5. Plays almost every hand: loser

    4. Tries to verbally intimidate the other players. LOSER!

    3. Talks about how much he won last night. LOOOOOOO-SER!

    2. Throws his cards at the dealer.

    1. Makes quick over-sized bets.

    I am probably not telling you anything new. But how many of us truly abide by these rules. It ain’t rocket science, but it works. In fact, it works way better than reading, studying or talking about poker. To paraphrase Texas Dolly: Poker is a game of people played with cards.

    I play poker to win money from the weak.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    February 3, 2010

    At first I thought I was playing poker.

    Filed under: Poker — Tags: , , , , , , , , , — Why Do I Play Poker? @ 4:00 am

    This post was going to start with me fuming on the car ride home after a dismal night at the casino.  But after a little reflection, I realized the bad night wasn’t the point, it was my bad thinking.

    It started with me sitting at a $100 NLH game. There was this drunk guy, so drunk the dealer had to help him count his chips drunk. He was sitting in front of a pile of chips and raising every, and I mean every, hand.  It looked like easy money.  In a pronounced slur, he would tell anybody who listened that he had racked up over a $1000 in less than half an hour.

    It was obvious this guy wasn’t walking out of the casino with one dime of this money.  I figured, why not be a pal and help him part with it.  Why wait for a great hand? This guy’s drunk, why not help myself?

    I pick up a very marginal hand. It’s an insta-fold against anyone but this guy. He raises and I’m happy to get it all in.  He’s happy to call.

    I have him dominated.  He catches.  Re-buy. No big deal.

    Soon, I’m against him heads up again.  He puts in his auto-raise.   Once again, I figure I’m ahead and I call.  Turns out I’m right again, but moments later,  I’m out another buy-in.

    This happens a few more times.

    Getting the picture?  Of course you do. At first glance, I was outraged I wasn’t winning.  But then I started thinking about it.  I may have known where I was, but truthfully I was barely ahead. At best, no more than 70/30.

    I never considered there was a good chance I could lose four times in a row.  In my excitement to take down the King of Coronas, I didn’t factor in the grim reality:  he had the chips to weather the storm and I didn’t.

    Big mistake.

    So now I realize that I didn’t even play poker that night.  I gambled on a few expensive coin flips.

    And from now on, that’s not why I play poker.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    January 31, 2010

    Poker Optimism – Number 1 Sign of a Losing Poker Player

    Filed under: Commerce Casino, Poker, Texas Hold'em — Tags: , , , , , , , — Why Do I Play Poker? @ 9:28 am

    Everyone loves an optimist.  Their enthusiasm is contagious.  They’re go-getters.

    You know what?  I’ve had an assload of optimists lately.  And truthfully, the only place I want to see them is at the poker tables. Preferably, with their optimistic fucking mouths shut.

    Here’s why? They’ll optimistically go to the ATM machine way more times than they’ll make that miracle one -outer.

    If it’s so easy, then why do I sound so mad?  Thanks for asking. I get tired of hearing how optimism and enthusiasm are the be all end all of everything.  Everyone thinks those qualities are great. What about their cousins greed and self-delusion?  Well, they’re connected.  Alan Schoonmaker, Ph.D, put it best in his book, “Your Worst Poker Enemy“- “Destructive emotion #1: Hope”

    Here’s the big secret.  Poker is really about things not happening.   Top pair on the flop usually holds up.  Make all the optimists pay dearly for their sunny outlooks.

    Don’t get me wrong, I have my optimistic moments.  I’m basically a long term optimist, short term pessimist. Both in poker and in life.

    I play poker to watch the optimists drown in their own hope.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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    January 30, 2010

    Free Online Poker – a safe way to be on full tilt

    Filed under: Bad Beats, Full Tilt Poker, Online Poker, Poker — Tags: , , , , , , — WhyDoIPlayPoker @ 9:01 am

    I am not a fan of free poker. It’s an oxymoron. Poker by its very definition needs to be played for money. If it doesn’t hurt to lose, it’s not poker.

    That said, I have come to realize there is a time and place for the free online game.

    In order to win in poker, you have to be controlled, disciplined, smart and lucky. As we all know, you can be at the top of your game, do everything right, and still lose. That’s one of the most frustrating things about poker. Do everything right, but still lose.

    After a week’s worth of losing, either due to bad playing (probably) or bad beats (unlikely) I really want to say “fuck it” to good play.  This discipline, control and smart play hasn’t gotten me anywhere, so I think.

    Enter FREE ONLINE POKER.

    Talk about going all in with impunity. This is the place. 9-2 off UTG, sure. All in. Flop is A-A-K and I have pocket deuces. Fuck it. ALL IN!

    This is where I go when I just can’t take it anymore. I can act like a jack ass. Push with junk. Call with junk. Act like a donkey. I get all of this out of my system. Welcome to the donkey farm.

    Truthfully, I’m not happy until until at least six people are wishing cancer on me in the chat window. “What?  You want to play real poker? Get two nickels to rub together, assholes!”  I’m here for a purpose. This is free poker and I’m going all in every hand until I damn well feel and or play better.

    Besides, I don’t feel as bad making a bunch of jerks hate me as I do after kicking the dog or punching a wall.  Ouch.  For the record, I never punched my dog. I did call him a douchebag once.

    After 15 minutes of being this poker maniac, I feel better. The best part is I worked out some frustration and my bankroll is still intact.

    I occasionally play free on-line poker to shake off the shit and stress from my real game.

    Why do you play? Let me know at stories@whydoiplaypoker.net

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